MAXIMUS Maximus

Is not!!!!

I refutes this insult to my magnificent personage!!!!

I is not getting FAT!!!!!!

I is pleasantly rotundimuss!!!!

Damn cheek these Two Legs have!!!!!

Disgraceful behaviour!!!!!

My claws await their toes as they is sleepings!!!!

Is just big boned and my fur is big too!!!

I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS and I is insulted!!!!

SPARTA!!!

You is MY MAIN CENTURION by default!!!!



I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS and SPARTA is the BUSIMUSS!!!!

All Is Wellimus In The World Of Maximus Spittimus

I is good....actually...I is greatimuss!!!

Bumble is well again,

Scampi is Scampi

 

and The Stealth Bomber continues to stealthily bomb any living creature that invades MY garden.

 

The Maximus Spittimus Universe is good.

The Two Legs universe is a bit chaotic so he can't post a lot for a bittimuss.

Well...that's what he thinks....carefully directed claws in delicate places will ensue and MAXIMUS WILL NOT BE DENIED!

I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS  and I has spokens to my loyal Centurions (and other lesser creatures)

(If you would honour me by becoming a MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS CENTURION then e-mail your picture and details to fourdinners@aol.com....but make it quickimuss...AOL are toast in the Maximus household and will shortly be replaced by Orange).

So there.

Maximus Blankimuss

This is my blankimuss. I has had it since I was first here. It is from my blankimuss that I surveys my universe.

Without blankimuss Maximus would not be Maximus. It is mine...mine...mine...and nobody can lay on blankimuss but me.

I is sniffings it every night to make sure nobody else has been near it.

My blankimuss is my favourite thing.

As long as there is blankimuss there is Maximus Spittimus and as long as there is Maximus Spittimus there is blankimuss.

I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS and I has spokens.