The Man Two Legs was sent to a strippers pub to rescue two cats as the Lady Two Legs didn't want to go....what is stripper?

The Man Two Legs seemed very keenimuss to go - in fact he seemed to be there far longer than he needed to be. I not knows why......

More cats in my house????.....Well there used to be more than there is nowimuss.....DJ gone, Scampi gone....I suppose I can be accomodating....besides....I needs more Centurions around me to do my bidding!

This is Tabatha.....she is well preggers!...she is about to 'pop' says Lady Two Legs...Pop?...She will go 'POP!'??....I thought she was having kittens....

This is Gracie Mae according to the Two Legs...I would call her Bat Ears myself....She is sweetimuss and subservient to The Great Maximus so I likes her.

The Maximus household is growing againimuss and I likes it!!!

I is MAXIMUS WRIGGLY KITTY SPITTIMUS and I has spokens

The Cat Crept In...

I is Maximus Spittimus...oh yeah..Wriggly Kitty...

http://youtu.be/-SD1OSxl5xc

I crept into the Universe and the Universe is MINE!!!!!

...Just so you knowimuss...

I has spokens....

Newby Finds Fat Man's Lappimus

Newby is eating my food!!!!

I don't minds too muchimuss as he is already showing signs that he knows I is THE BOSS.

Fat Man Two Legs lay on the kitchen floor stroking Newby as he ate his food.

Then Newby sat in his lap!!!

OI!!! Newby!!! They is my laps....you must ask me before you sit in them!!!!

Still....Fat Man Two legs has comfy lap and Newby hasn't had a lap for a loooong time.

Newby will shortly be appointed my Centurion Of The Laps....

....once he remembers to ask me firstimuss!!!!

I is MAXIMUS WRIGGLY KITTY SPITTIMUS and I 'as spokens!!!

Maximus Piggimus

The Two Legs went to somewhere called East Sussex for a couple of days leaving the Little Two Legs in charge of feeding....and The Little Two Legs boyfriend who I likes as he is called Max which is the bestest name!

When The Two Legs got home they said they had found a Maximus Piggimus.....

I think I'm offended.....Maximus Piggimus?

I will think about this a bittimus.....

mmmmmmm.....Maximus Piggimus.....

I is MAXIMUS WRIGGLY KITTY SPITTIMUS and I is not sure if I is offended or not...