Scampi The Wise And Venerable

Scampi survives. I has no idea how he survives but he does. He is nearly 22 years oldimuss.

He is happy and he sleeps and eats and enjoys the Maximus Spittimus Garden in the sun.

I loves my Scampi and am so so happy he is still here with ME.

I just wanted you to knowimuss.

I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS and I has spokens.

Wriggly Kitty and The Magenpie

The Two Legs are calling me 'Wriggly Kitty'!!!!

WRIGGLY KITTY???????

I????? MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS?????? EMPORER OF EVERYTHING I SURVEY AND EVERYTHING I HAVEN'T YET SURVEYED?????

WRIGGLY KITTY????????

I knows I wriggles when they pick me up but that is because picking up The Emporer of The Universe is WRONG!!!! - er - unless I wants to be picked up.....

I saw a Magenpie.

I saw two Magenpie's.

They screeched and swooped above my headimuss.

Magenpie's are birdies. I know this 'cause they flyimuss and Magenpie's flyimuss.

Birdies run from me. Everything I don't like or wants to eat runs from me.

Magenpie's don't.

They screechimuss and swoopimuss.

CENTURIANS EN GUARD!!!!

WE IS AT WARIMUSS WITH MAGENPIE'S!!!!!!

I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS and I has spokens....

Maximus Is Busymuss

My Glorious Centurions,

I, Maximus Spittimus, Emporer Of The Universe, Lord Of All I Survey and any bits that I don't, has been very busymuss.

I is directing operations on my garden. The pond that has fishies must be accessable so I can catch fishies.

As MY garden takes shapeimuss I may only post irregularly....

You must be patient my Centurions...MY garden has to be just right...

...for MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS