The Two Legs are calling me 'Wriggly Kitty'!!!!
I????? MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS?????? EMPORER OF EVERYTHING I SURVEY AND EVERYTHING I HAVEN'T YET SURVEYED?????
I knows I wriggles when they pick me up but that is because picking up The Emporer of The Universe is WRONG!!!! - er - unless I wants to be picked up.....
I saw a Magenpie.
I saw two Magenpie's.
They screeched and swooped above my headimuss.
Magenpie's are birdies. I know this 'cause they flyimuss and Magenpie's flyimuss.
Birdies run from me. Everything I don't like or wants to eat runs from me.
They screechimuss and swoopimuss.
CENTURIANS EN GUARD!!!!
WE IS AT WARIMUSS WITH MAGENPIE'S!!!!!!
I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS and I has spokens....