Sunday, 19 December 2010

White Stuff Up My Nose!!!...I Is Maximus Trekimus

It has been snowings. I has been sniffings the snow.

I is stayings in by the warm fire.

I is Maximus Spittimus and I is sensibles!!!!

Happy Christmuss to ALL my valued Centurions!!!!!


A note from Four Dinners, Aide de Camp, Maximus Spittimus :

Maximus watched virtually the entire movie of Star Trek whatever it was....3?...4? - the one with the Whales.

He was fascinated by the Whale Song and sat on the arm of the sofa staring at the TV every time the Whale Song was played.

The Stealth Bomber wandered in and sat in the middle of the floor staring at the TV every time the Whale Song was played.

The Bumble appeared...then old Scampi

All four watched Captain Kirk and Mr Spock get it on with the Whales and responded with 'chirrups' every time the Whale Song was heard.

Watching this was quite extraordinary.

Then again....

Maximus Spittimus is quite extraordinary...he told me so.


A Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all of the important life forms on our planet. Mainly cats of course but the rest of you are quite important too......



  1. A Very Merry Christmas to you, Maximus!
    Inside by the fire is an excellent Emporerorial place to rule the Universe.

    Um, what were the whales singing about?

  2. Merry Christmas to you too, Emperor Maximus. We have yet to watch any Star Trek and will endeavor to get our Two-legs to play it for us.

    Whales remind us of tuna...

    With respect and humility, Hail!
    9 and Chani

  3. All Hail Maximus Spittamus - Centre of the Universe and singer of Whale Song!

    Me and Charlie your faithful centurions are so glad you meant snow when you say "white stuff". LOL!!!

    Anyway!! We are great fans of the Star Trek Films 1-6 and the new one. We are so amazed that the Bumbles, Stealth Bomber, and the most revered Scampi enjoyed the whale song!! You are all very very very amazing kitties! We are in AWE at all your AWESOMENESS!!

    Take care

  4. Max, you are all so much more sensible than those dog creatures. They love the cold white stuff and dig through it until their coats are covered in snow balls. Merry Christmas to all four of you, and to your two-legged servants

  5. Felix Dies Nativitatis, most emperorimus of emperors!! an' we wishes the same to efurry centurion, centurioness, an' 2-legs of your not inconsiderable--nay, boundless--empire!

    with 'umble wishes for a splendiferous holiday season, we remain,

    yer obdt. servants,

    edmund, nitro, xing ;-), an' igmu

  6. We know Maximus is extraordinary, 'cause he told us too!

    We wish you all a happy holday.

  7. Wish you much tuna and catnip under the tree. Oh and a nice tall tree too.

  8. So you admit to cocaine use then, BAD KITTY

  9. Hi Maximus! We think you are so smart to stay in where it is warm! We would never go in the snow - too cold and wet!

    And we think it is cool you all liked the whale song in the movie - mom thinks she needs to find that movie to see what we think of the whale song (lucky for her she likes Star Trek too).

  10. A very Merry Christmas to you and your family.

  11. Great Scott, I can't believe I missed this when Maximus posted! A very Merry Christmas (day late) to you and to Four Dinners. It's been such a delight to visit you. The very best for 2011 and please promise to keep blogging!