Monday, 18 October 2010
The Stealth Bomber
Man Two Legs is not calling Blackie 'Blackie' anymore. He is calling him 'Stealth Bomber' - and Blackie is even answering when Man Two Legs says 'Here Stealthy'.
This is because Blac...I mean Stealthy keeps catching things more than any other cat has.
Mices and frogs and birds and more mices and more birds - not frogs now as it is too cold for any frogs to be out. Either that or he has catchimuused them all!!!
Last night the Lady Two Legs screamed when she moved our biscuit bowl. There was a little mousimuss hiding under it.
Mind you, she screamed louder when Bla...er..Stealthy brought a frog onto the bed in the summer!!!
Man Two Legs has scattered DJ's ashes over the rockery where he used to sleeps in the sunshine.
I, MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS, thanks you for your nice purrs when DJ went.
I has spokens.