I am shockedimuss to the core of my whiskers. I am. I am.
DJ told me there was a before me time. I always believed DJ but thought he was jokimussing me!
Now I has seen proofimuss I is shockedimuss. I is also proudimuss that I can continue the line of great cats and say that they are greatimuss, but I is bestimuss.
Two Legs says he will scan piccies of older cats long gone for me to see. Some, he says are lost forever when his computer crashed and he hadn't put them on a disk...uh? What is he on about?
He says piccies Hissing Sid and Tiddler and Tara and Mouse.....Mouse??? There was a cat called Mouse???....are lost. He better not lose my pics. I is Maximus Spittimus and my pics are sacred!!!
My DJ is gone now but my Scampi is still here. He is 20 years old now. He will be as old as DJ was next year.
I am shockedimuss that there was 'before me' but I likes the before me cats. They is coolimuss.
Now don't lose my picciemusses Two Legs!!!!!!
The Two Legs first ever cats 27 years ago....27???????....were Duke and Duchess. DJ was named after the first ever cat - Duke. Lady Two Legs called him that after a Two Legs called John Wayne, who she liked said DJ. The Duke was Boss Cat. I will be Boss Cat one day and think of Duke. I will always think of my DJ.
Goodnight DJ. You will be happy with Great Cat. I know this because.........
I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS and I has spokens.