I Is And Bumble Is

I is wanting to post but Two Legs is very very busy doing what he calls the 'W' word. He tries to say it but it comes out worrrrrrrr.....worrrrrr......worrrrrrrrrrrrr.....work.

I don't think he likes this 'work' thing.

I as best life. I goes where I wants when I wants and I sits on funny machine thingy on the wall to eats.

Then I goes sleeps with Bumble on the bed.

Life is good.

I just wishes Two Legs would let me blog more! I should be more importants than worrrrrrrrr......

I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS and I as spokens.

Stray Cat Strut

Two Legs says this is my song.....I isn't stray cat! I is cat with home! My home! I lets Two Legs stay 'cause they feeds me and stuff! He think I is stray???? Two Legs is loony!!!!

Just 'cause I climbs trees and chases birdies he thinks I is acting like stray?

I see's my first butterfly today and I is so shocked I falls off plantpot. Is that what stray does? No!

Two Legs is good to me. He cuddles me and feeds me but he say I is like stray?

I might have to scratch him when he sleeps for saying such a thing!

I do likes song though.....and I suppose I do strut a bit....and why not?

I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS. I is strutting cat. I has spokens.....

More Growed Up Maximus

This was me then -

This is me now -

I is BIGGIMUS boy.

I is BIGGIMUS MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS and I has spokens.

Maximus Is Backimus

I claim the stairs as the official territory of Maximus Spittimus. Besides, I can trip up Two Legs as they go up and down. This is good fun. Especially last week when man Two Legs couldn't even step over me 'cause his bottom hurt. hehehehe

Just so's you know as I have had to be absent 'cause of Two Legs Botty - very inconsiderate of him I might adds...does he not know I am the only reason his entire universe exists??? - Blacky is now coming into house and eatings.

The Bumbles still thinks she is in charge and lords it over us on top of the microwave....and no, I hasn't a clue what a microwave is - although man Two Legs said 'If you jump on my bottom again I will microwave you!'...What he means?

DJ of the shiny eyes - have you seen his eyes always shine in piccies? He must be possessed! - has been napping in man Two Legs chair 'cause man Two Legs couldn't sit down.

Scampi always sits on backs of chairs. I like Scampi lots but he is weird cat.....

'Cause man Two Legs gets hot easy lady Two Legs turns heating down 'til he is better but gets colds so puts dressing gown on her lap....now it is my dressing gown and my lap....as is only right and proper.

Man Two Legs say he take me to see you tomorrow to see what you are doings.

I 'as missed you.

I is Maximus Spittimus and I 'as spokens.