I AM A CAT. I AM THE CENTRE OF THE UNIVERSE AND THE UNIVERSE ONLY EXISTS BECAUSE I AM ITS CENTRE.
Thursday, 1 April 2010
Maximus Is Backimus
I claim the stairs as the official territory of Maximus Spittimus. Besides, I can trip up Two Legs as they go up and down. This is good fun. Especially last week when man Two Legs couldn't even step over me 'cause his bottom hurt. hehehehe
Just so's you know as I have had to be absent 'cause of Two Legs Botty - very inconsiderate of him I might adds...does he not know I am the only reason his entire universe exists??? - Blacky is now coming into house and eatings.
The Bumbles still thinks she is in charge and lords it over us on top of the microwave....and no, I hasn't a clue what a microwave is - although man Two Legs said 'If you jump on my bottom again I will microwave you!'...What he means?
DJ of the shiny eyes - have you seen his eyes always shine in piccies? He must be possessed! - has been napping in man Two Legs chair 'cause man Two Legs couldn't sit down.
Scampi always sits on backs of chairs. I like Scampi lots but he is weird cat.....
'Cause man Two Legs gets hot easy lady Two Legs turns heating down 'til he is better but gets colds so puts dressing gown on her lap....now it is my dressing gown and my lap....as is only right and proper.
Man Two Legs say he take me to see you tomorrow to see what you are doings.