I IS BACKIMUSS!!!

I as no idea what it wasses that terrified me......I don't rememberimuss....it doesn't matter....my Stealthy will track them down and deals with them.....

I is backimuss ruling my empire looking down on all who serve me....not that I really looks downimuss on you...I just find a higher placeimuss!!

The Bumbles aka Bumble aka Bumbleeeny is watching over my every moveimuss...you don't mess with The Bumbles...

And my loyal Generalissimo, The Stealth Bomber, is hot on the trail of those who frightened me.....I feels sorry for them when he finds them as he will tell the Man Two Legs and he will 'share an understanding' with them.....

Nothing excapes the gaze of The Stealth Bomber.....not mousey or froggy or whoever frightened me...he will find them!!!...................

And when he does, I will bite them!!!!

I is angrymuss now.....NOBODY frightens The Emporer MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS without facing the consequences.....NOBODY!!!!

I is BACKIMUSS.....I IS..........

THE EMPORER MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS

....AND I IS WRIGGLY KITTY AGAIN....I is not bunny hoppings sideways anymoreimuss....

I 'AS SPOKENS.

Who's The Daddy?

Good evening once again dear readers....It is I...The Stealth Bomber...Senior Centurion and Generalissimo of The MSSP (Maximus Spittimus Secret Police)....I have things to say...well...one thing....

WHO IS THE DADDY?

Does it really need to be asked?

Bumble aka The Bumbles aka Bumbleeeny?...Clearly not...She cannot be THE DADDY....Senior and much respected Centurioness perhaps...but not THE DADDY.....

Tabatha 'Tab Tabs'?....Clearly not...she is a Centurioness extraordinaire and the mother of many junior Centurions but THE DADDY?

Gracie Mae 'The Fruit Bat' cannot be THE DADDY as she is Gracie Mae 'The Fruit Bat'...much loved but never THE DADDY....

Commendable 'attitude' from Marie but Marie is a young Centurioness....never THE DADDY....

Beautiful little Puurdy is beautiful little Puurdy.....I would die to protect her but obviously not THE DADDY...

I am THE STEALTH BOMBER......THE SENIOR CENTURION IN THE MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS EMPIRE....but....I AM NOT THE DADDY.....

THIS IS THE DADDY...MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS (WRIGGLY KITTY).....EMPORER OF ALL HE SURVEYS AND ANYTHING HE HASN'T GOTTEN AROUND TO SURVEYING YET.

HE IS THE DADDY.

AND WHEN I FIND OUT WHO TERRIFIED HIM I WILL BRING THEM TO MEET

THE DADDY.

THEN THEY WILL DISCOVER THAT NOT ALL DADDY'S ARE LOVING.

I is Stealth Bomber and I 'as guest spokens.....

(Maximus Spittimus is himself again....he has stopped bunny hopping...sideways or otherwise....he will be avenged!!!!)

Wide Eyed And Legless

Good Evening. I am The Stealth Bomber, known to my friends as Stealthy.

I am The Senior Centurion in The Maximus Spittimus Empire.

I am also Generalissimo Of The MSSP (Maximus Spittimus Secret Police)

I have to report a worrying development.

My Emporer returned home from reconnoi....reccono....inspecting his empire the other day and appeared to be...erm.. 'not himself'.

Eyes wide, pupils dilated, bunny hopping sideways, tongue sticking out further than is normal for my Emporer.

I considered the possibility that he had discovered a discarded Two Legs LSD tablet and was merely stoned out of his skull, but on closer inspection it became apparent that he was TERRIFIED.

No cat, dog, fox, grass snake, frog, toad, pigeon, magpie, rat, pond fish, sparrow, fly, wasp, bee, centipede, millepede, ant.....I believe that is the entire list of creatures that occasionally disturb my Emporers psyche....oh yes, snail, slug, spider, mouse...will be safe until I discover which creature left my Emporer bunny hopping....sideways

Any suggestion that my Emporer is, in reality, a 'wuss' will suffer the gravest consequences. They will be visited in the dead of night by The MSSP.

You have been warned.

I will not rest until my Emporer desists from bunny hopping....at least until he stops doing it sideways...

I am THE STEALTH BOMBER.

ALL ENEMIES OF THE EMPORER MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS WILL TREMBLE ON MY COMMAND.

Bye Bye Jack n Jill

I is saddimus....

This is the last pic of Jack n Jill.

They is off to a posh home in Ruislip with a Yummy Mummy, a Dad who works in Dubai and two lads called Harry and Wills (no not THAT Harry and Wills)

Actually it is Jill and Jack as you lookimuss.....be happimuss and never forget your Emporer!!!!

I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS (and I don't feels like wriggling) and I 'as spokens...:-(

The Maximus Spiittimus Update

This is me...clearly...this is me...

The Two Legs is very busyimuss and can't help me update my bloggimus as much as I would likes...

Bloody useless in't he?..;-)

Feedings time in The Maximus Empire....Just to show you that all kitties are well fedimuss!!

Well..they has to be to serve me!!!

Marie and Purdy are staying hereimuss...SJ (Smokey Josephine), Jack n Jill have had to go to new homes as The Two Legs can't afford to keep all of the new kitties.....

I is sadimuss to lose them.....

I will not forgets them and they is goings to good homes where they will be treated as Centurions!!!...I 'as that on good authority from The Two Legs....

Bye bye my Jill



Bye bye my Jack

Bye bye my SJ

You is going to good Two Legs and you will be cared for and loved and hugged....

But I will miss you so very very muchimuss!!!!

xx

I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS and I 'as spokens...





Marie And The Fruit Bat

Of all the new kitties in the Maximus universe, Marie is the one that my Fruit Bat, Gracie Mae, loves the mostimuss....

Fruit Bat doesn't take to 'new' cats and kitties but she's taken to Marie...

I 'as no idea why but it is cuteimuss!!!!

I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS (WRIGGLY KITTY) and I likes Marie cause my Fruit Bat likes her.

I 'as spokens.