Good Evening. I am The Stealth Bomber, known to my friends as Stealthy.
I am The Senior Centurion in The Maximus Spittimus Empire.
I am also Generalissimo Of The MSSP (Maximus Spittimus Secret Police)
I have to report a worrying development.
My Emporer returned home from reconnoi....reccono....inspecting his empire the other day and appeared to be...erm.. 'not himself'.
Eyes wide, pupils dilated, bunny hopping sideways, tongue sticking out further than is normal for my Emporer.
I considered the possibility that he had discovered a discarded Two Legs LSD tablet and was merely stoned out of his skull, but on closer inspection it became apparent that he was TERRIFIED.
No cat, dog, fox, grass snake, frog, toad, pigeon, magpie, rat, pond fish, sparrow, fly, wasp, bee, centipede, millepede, ant.....I believe that is the entire list of creatures that occasionally disturb my Emporers psyche....oh yes, snail, slug, spider, mouse...will be safe until I discover which creature left my Emporer bunny hopping....sideways
Any suggestion that my Emporer is, in reality, a 'wuss' will suffer the gravest consequences. They will be visited in the dead of night by The MSSP.
You have been warned.
I will not rest until my Emporer desists from bunny hopping....at least until he stops doing it sideways...
I am THE STEALTH BOMBER.
ALL ENEMIES OF THE EMPORER MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS WILL TREMBLE ON MY COMMAND.