What is Chrissimus? I not know. Two legs eat a lot of food - and, more importantly - give me turkey and ham and yummy things.
Two legs give me toys to play with. I likes Chrissimus.
Two legs say "Get off table I want to lay it"
What is 'lay a table?' I gets off 'cause I has new toys..
Funny green thing is in my house. It has sparkly things on it. I climb funny green thing and Two Legs say "Get off the bloody tree!".
What is 'bloody tree?'
I not know but I like Chrisimus. I eats lots of turkey and ham and sausages....
I is Maximus Spittimus.
I is going to have Happy New Year 'cause Two Legs say so and he gives me turkey!!!!