Maximus Spittimus Chrissimus

What is Chrissimus? I not know. Two legs eat a lot of food - and, more importantly - give me turkey and ham and yummy things.

Two legs give me toys to play with. I likes Chrissimus.

Two legs say "Get off table I want to lay it"

What is 'lay a table?' I gets off 'cause I has new toys..

Funny green thing is in my house. It has sparkly things on it. I climb funny green thing and Two Legs say "Get off the bloody tree!".

What is 'bloody tree?'

I not know but I like Chrisimus. I eats lots of turkey and ham and sausages....

I is Maximus Spittimus.

I is going to have Happy New Year 'cause Two Legs say so and he gives me turkey!!!!

The Great Cat

I know....you is all thinking I is Great Cat. Well...I is but not THAT Great Cat.

Great Cat is where we goes when we is not running things here no more....

I is watching big box with two legs on it. It takes my mind off.....stuff

My bestest friend, CJ the manky old Tom has gone to Great Cat.

I miss him. I is sad.

Two legs were sad. Man two legs take him to thing called vet and thing called vet say "He had enough. He wild cat. He sicky cat. He had good life and live more cause he with you than is he live wild"

I not really know what all that mean. It just mean my CJ is with Great Cat.

Bye bye CJ.

I is missing you.

Now....what's for dinner?.....

I Is Dread

I is on my head...

I Is Maximus Spittimus.

I 'as spoken

Simples

I is awake....

I is sleepings - so is Bumble

Simples....

I is Maximus Spittimus

I is sleepings.

All Growed Up

I is all growed up now.

I eats on floor with big cats. I sit next to Scampi.

CJ is scruffy old tom cat. He is my bestest friend.

DJ still looks at me like I is alien thing.

I is Maximus Spittimus.

I is all growed up.

I as spoken.

I Is It

There is a world. There is a Universe. There is life. There is joy. There is me.

I is Maximus Spittimus.

I as spoken.

My Posty For You To Honour

I is learning to read. I has a hero. He is called Catbert.

This made man Two Legs laugh. I dunno why? Two legs is weird.

This is Scampi. He is feral. Only man and lady Two Legs can touch him. I no want to. He nuts cat. Lights are on but nobody is home.

I is Maximus Spittimus. I has spoken.