Saturday, 31 October 2009

I Am Handsomist Of All

This is a cat. This is the best cat in the whole world. The world exists because this cat is here in it. There is no point in existance if not for this cat.

This cat is me.

This is not a cat. I have no idea what it is but it isn't a cat. It is weird.


I am MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS

I have spoken

4 comments:

  1. I leave cage. I meow and meow and meow so two legs let me free. I now own entire house.

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  2. Will NOT sit on two legs. Will NOT allow two legs to pick me up. Will, however, teach two legs to play "fetch" with pumpkin toy. Maximus should get pumpkin toy to teach his two legs to play.

    Kili

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  3. I have fun here. Two legs toes stick out from quilt. I bite. He makes funny noise. This is good. Maximus happy.

    I am Maximus Spittimus.

    I happy now

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