I AM A CAT. I AM THE CENTRE OF THE UNIVERSE AND THE UNIVERSE ONLY EXISTS BECAUSE I AM ITS CENTRE.
do you still live in that cage?
I leave cage. I meow and meow and meow so two legs let me free. I now own entire house.
Will NOT sit on two legs. Will NOT allow two legs to pick me up. Will, however, teach two legs to play "fetch" with pumpkin toy. Maximus should get pumpkin toy to teach his two legs to play.Kili
I have fun here. Two legs toes stick out from quilt. I bite. He makes funny noise. This is good. Maximus happy.I am Maximus Spittimus.I happy now