I is AMAZED!!!! I is in AWE!!!!
Dennis the cat has stolens lots of things from washing lines......he has even stolens a doggie chew from the doggie!!!!
Dennis has made the national news in newspapers and television!!!!
Dennis has stolens thongs and towels and t-shirts...
When anything goes missing near Dennis's home the neighbours go to his home to ask if he's stolen it.....
knickers, designer pants, training shoes, gardening gloves....Dennis takes everythingimuss!!!
You can find Dennis on Google and read of his incredible exploits!!!
Dennis A STAR!!!!
Dennis is hereby confered with special dispensation....
Dennis is henceforth THE MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS (WRIGGLY KITTY) CENTURION FOR STEALING THINGIMUSSES
DENNIS IS AWESOMEIMUSS!!!!
I is Maximus Spittimus and I 'as spokens!!!!