This is me....lookiing forward to my currymuss!!!
The little Two Legs is home with her little man Two Legs.
My Two Legses are here.
They is having a currymuss tonight. I likes currymuss. I eats Chicken Vindaloo.
I then drinks a lot of water and, even better, I farts in the night.
As I sleeps near lady Two Legs face this is fun.
I is off to eats my currymuss.
I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS and I has spokens......later I will have farted...;-)