Two Legs is very busy doing whatever it is Two Legs do.
I is sorry I hasn't been to visit you but until Two Legs isn't busy I can't 'cause I don't know hows....
I thinks, 'let's go in gardens', so I does.
Two Legs say "Waits for me Maximus!"...Why I wait for him?
I goes and he must chases me!
This is me in wilds!
This is more me in wilds!
This is me sniffing wilds!
This is me hidings in wilds!
This is me up a tree!
I like wilds!
I come visit you soon as Two Legs is not too busy doing what ever it is is Two Legs is doings.
I is Maximus Spittimus and I 'as spokens.