Billy No Mates Is My Latest Centurion

We have a new recruit to the Maximus Empire. He is completely white which has resulted in the man Two Legs shouting "Allwight at the back?" every time he walks through the door. Very oddimuss is man Two Legs.

Billy was given to us by a friend of the Little Two Legs and, as he answered to 'Billy' we kept his nameimuss.

Nobody liked Billy so the Man Two Legs started calling him 'Billy No Mates'.

Now we likes him - most of the timeimuss. Especially after he was shot.

 

 

Both Billy No Mates and Gracie Mae The Fruit Bat were shot with an airgun but they is both ok now.

 

The Police was involved, mainly I thinks to stop the Man Two Legs causing a 'one man' riot in the surrounding area as he looked for the culprit.

 

 

Anyways. Billy No Mates has settled inimuss and is currently being trained by Chief Centurion The Stealth Bomber in the niceties of doing my biddingimuss.

 

I is The Emporer Maxinus Spittimus and I 'as spokens.

 

(you can follow 'The Continuing Adventures Of Billy No Mates' at www.madmikesamerica.com under articles from 'Critter Talk' - the Man Two Legs writes them under the pretend name of Norman Rampart. He writes other stuff too but not as important as the Billy No Mates stuff)

The Return Of Me And The Sorrow Of The Two Legs

I can only apologiseimuss for not beings here. It was not my faultimuss!!! The Two Legs was busy doing other things and couldn't find the time to help me postimuss - bastard!! (imuss)

Anyways.

I is backimuss and all is well with the Maximus world exceptimuss....

Bumble aka The Bumble, aka Bumbleeeny is no more.

The Bumble has gone to the great Cat Basket in the sky.

My glorious one eyed Bumble has passed away and I is so saddimus about that. Bumble taught me so much about being a CAT and, even more importantly, being THE cat.

I is a wee bit lostimuss right now but, out of respect and love for The Bumble I will recover and continue to rule MY universe as it should be.

Why are all these strange peoples leaving weird comments on my bloggimus??

You Two Legs are very weird sometimes aren't you?

I is Maximus Spittimus and I is backimuss.

So there you go eh? ;-)

The Emporer Of The Universe has returned so stop leaving silly comments on my bloggimus you morons or I shall unleash the anger of Maximus and, given my claws, you would not enjoy!!

Only Temporarily

Temporarily, The Maximus blog is taking a break. This is because I am now concentrating on posting for a web magazine called Mad Mikes America. The format is that of a magazine rather than a blog and I'm enjoying being a part of it.

Maximus and the gang will turn up there from time to time - indeed my next contribution is entitled 'Maximus Spittimus, Stealth Bomber and the Curious Tale of The Field Mouse'

I really haven't the time to run a couple of blogs as well as contribute to Mad Mike's so, for a while, you'll have to read MMA to keep tabs on the crew.

Maximus's own blog will return to normality at some point in the future.

....oh...by the way, I am contributing to MMA under the alias of Norman Rampart....just so tha knows...

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Aide de Camp
Maximus Spittimus

Bloody Two Legs.....

He is too busymuss teaching crazy Two Legs to drive to postimuss.

Disgraceful behaviour!!!!

All is well in the Maximus Empire....I would show you pics to prove it if The Man Two Legs could spare the timeimuss!!!!!

Purrrdy's eye is fine by the way.....

.....I is going back to sleepimuss and I may chose to not wakes until the Man Two Legs gets his arse in gear and does me a decent post!!!!!!

I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS and I is getting the humpimuss!!!!

Purrrrdy

The year is newimuss and I is still here.....The Two Legs is laximuss with my postings - so much for his most important resolution!!!!!!

Purrrrdy is sleepings on the sofa...I is sleepings on my blankie on the sofa...Purrrdy is hurtimuss....

Purrrdy ran into a branch and it poked her in the eye......the shiny eye is the good eye....she may lose her sight in the other eye...we is medicating it....

In the meantime...Stealthy is sleepings.....

The Bumbles aka Bumbleeny and Gracie Mae The Fruitbat are eatings.....but Bumble and The Fruitbat are always eatings so no change there then.....

Marie Bug continues to be Marie Bug and goes out hunting leaves......

I is worries about Purrrdy's eye and so are The Two Legs.....still...she isn't in pain and can see....

The Man Two Legs says she now has eyes like David Bowie.......Who he?

I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS....THE EMPORER MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS....

.....AND I 'AS SPOKENS